RHORI’s Rulla Pontarelli Addresses Photos of Husband Cheating With Another Woman
The Real Housewives of Rhode Island have something to say.
Bravo’s new reality series has revealed the season one opening credits featuring the Ocean State cast’s first-ever taglines.
Bachelor Nation‘s Ashley Iaconetti isn’t pretending her fairytale life with former Bachelor Jared Haibon and their kids Dawson, 4, and Hayden, 20 months, is always picture-perfect.
“My life is like a rom-com,” Ashley said in the April 12 first look, “when I’m not crying I’m laughing.”
Costar Rulla Nehme Pontarelli poked fun at her husband Brian Pontarelli‘s cheating scandal with her one-liner.
“I have a blessed life,” the mom to Luca, 8, and Laila, 5, said in the clip, “and I’m a loyal wife.”
Meanwhile, Alicia Carmody hilariously referenced most of the cast’s Italian heritage as Liz McGraw bragged about living the high life (cannabis joke included). As for Jo-Ellen Tiberi, she stood firm in her outspokenness while Rosie DiMare was busy dropping a zinger about being the talk of the town.
And after Kelsey Swanson made headlines with her unconventional love life—she has a wealthy live-in boyfriend and another love interest on the side—the 31-year-old isn’t apologizing for embracing her life of luxury.
“Who needs a sugar daddy,” Kelsey quipped in the show opener, “when my life is this sweet.”
For fans who still have some catching-up to do after RHORI aired its first two episodes, Kelsey has certainly made the biggest splash in the Ocean State as rumors about her unique living situation quickly made the rounds.
“My boyfriend’s family is probably one of the most prominent families in the state of Rhode Island and he has allowed me a life of not being able to work,” the 31-year-old revealed in a confessional during the April 2 debut episode. “He is a good person, he is a good man and for a good five months of the year he’s gone. So, I’m in a literal empty house where it’s just me.”
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But long-distance isn’t the only unique aspect of the couple’s romantic arrangement.
“My relationship is very unorthodox,” Kelsey acknowledged in her confessional. “This man dates multiple people. For the first half of the year, my man is in Miami and, when he’s in Miami, he’s with somebody else. But now, I’m at that crossroads where I just hit 30 and I want more from myself. I want to be in a committed relationship with one person, but at this stage in his life, there’s not one thing he’s going to change.”
Oh, and she has a second boyfriend who she dates when her other lover isn’t taking up space in their 16,000-sq. foot mansion.
Keep reading to see all of the sassy season one taglines.
And get to know the ladies better when The Real Housewives of Rhode Island airs Sundays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.
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Rosie DiMare
“I used to report the news but now I’m the headline.”
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Ashley Iaconetti
“My life is like a rom-com, when I’m not crying, I’m laughing.”
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Liz McGraw
“In the Ocean State, I dispense the weed and the truth.”
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Alicia Carmody
“Why settle for just a slice when you can have the whole damn pie?”
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Jo-Ellen Tiberi
“I’m not trying to be mean, I just mean what I say.”
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Rulla Nehme Pontarelli
“I have a blessed life and I’m a loyal wife.”
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Kelsey Swanson
“Who needs a sugar daddy when my life is this sweet?”
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